Bedtime Stories

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As you may know, Finch refuses to tell me bedtime stories but once every couple months or so I convince him to get involved.  This weeks installment:

 

Me: I think I need a bedtime story

Finch: *pretends to be sleeping*

Me: what do you think it should be about?

Finch: I don’t want to tell a bed time story

Me: it could be about…. Foxes.

Finch: … no…

Me: it could be about… coyotes

Finch: *nothing*

Me: it could be about… something really fluffy that hasn’t even been invented or discovered yet like maybe a hybrid mole that is really poofy until it has to go in the ground

Finch: *nothing*

Me: *brilliant idea* it could be about RACECARS!!!!

Finch: *rolling his eyes*

Me: Good!  Okay fine I’ll just tell it.  Once upon a time, there was a super late model with a sexy 430 and aluminum heads.  He was green and his name was Jeffrey.   Jeffrey LOVED going fast and turning left.  There was also a GIRL late model, a limited late with a steel block and steel heads and she was the color purple and her name was Johanna.  Johanna was Jeffrey’s girlfriend!  Jeffrey and Johanna would always see each other at the race track

Finch: *butting in* and one night, in the feature race..

Me: *interrupting* Babe! super lates and limited lates don’t usually race together..

Finch: *butting back in* during the feature race of an OPEN LATE MODEL CLASS, Jeffrey got a little loose in turn two and instead of going left, he went RIGHT!  He went right into the butt end of Johanna and flipped her up over the catch fence and down over the embankment and she bent her frame and she was junk!

Me: *GASPING* WHAT?

Finch: Jeffrey did not feel good about what happened.  So the next week in the feature, he downshifted going a hundred miles per hour and trashed the sexy aluminum 430.

Me: NO!

Finch: Yep.  And then they never raced again, either of them.

Me: … what exactly is the moral of that story??

Finch: Never race your girlfriend.

 

And that's how things are going in my life. <3

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