It started out with all of the NASCAR teams going to Dover -- but the nationwide series race was NOT on the super speedway... It was at an underground location below the track and it didn't involve cars. 42 of nascars finest (including Aric Almorola, Austin AND Ty Dillon, KENNY WALLACE, and MORE) slithered on their bellies on a slippery concrete surface around poles and in large circles. Did I mention that grown men were slithering around on their bellies for a NASCAR race? I was losing it-- laughing. One of the crew chiefs came up to me and asked me what was so funny. I told him, "maybe you should have had Dinger do just three more bicep curls on the right arm only so he would have a little more grip coming out of turn three!" It was WEIRD.
Then the nationwide "race" was over. I don't know who won. Then I was dressed in a beautiful, ornately decorated gown and I was riding in a parade to celebrate the wedding of a friend of mine who was royalty. I didn't expect to get to see her after the parade because she was so very famous and there were many guests. But as I arrived at the venue, I was seated right beside her. After the ceremony, Ryan Sparks took my hand and led me onto the dance floor and we twirled and danced and laughed and it was so freaking magical! Then we all had to go to bed-- sprint cup series race was the next day and we needed our rest.
The sprint cup race was normal and had cars on DIS. For some reason, I took my cat (her name is Shitty Kitty) and she sat there and watched the race with me!! Except sometimes, I would look down, and she would be like three rows closer to the track than me and I would have to go get her because she was in someone else's seat!! Finally the last time she snuck away, I went and got her and the race was almost over so we went back to the frat house where I was staying for the weekend. I put her in my camper and went to sleep. When I woke up, all these hot women in just tshirts were getting up and brushing their teeth and getting ready to leave.
Dover weekend had come to an end, and it was a really really weird one.
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